ONCE AGAIN I BRING YOU THE "WEEKLY"  WHOOOOOOOOOO! YEAH!  YOU KNOW THAT IF YOU READ THIS ON A REGULAR BASIS YOUR "COOL" FACTOR INCREASES ALMOST 7 FOLD!  AVENGE 7 FOLD THAT IS!!  HA HA!  OK I SUCK.  BUT YOU TRY TO WRITE THIS THING!!  SEE IF YOU COULD DO BETTER! HA HA.  I'M AN EDUCATED MAN DAMN IT!!  HA HA!  HERE WE GO...  THE "COPS SHUT US DOWN" STORY!

     OK, ON JUNE 28TH WE MADE OUR WAY OVER AND UP TO DUNKIRK OHIO TO PLAY SONNY'S TAVERN (FORMERLY THE OLE TOWN TAVERN).  THEY PUT US OUTSIDE ON A REAL NICE PATIO AND WE PLAYED TO THE OUTDOOR AREA.  IT IS REAL NICE TOO!  LOTS OF SPACE AND PICNIC TABLES, A FIRE PIT, AND IT IS ALL SURROUNDED BY A 8 FT FENCE!  COOL!  GREG (THE OWNERS SON AND BAR MANAGER) STARTED A FIRE IN THE PIT AND THE SOUND WAS REAL NICE OUT THERE.  NOW BOTH GREG AND MYSELF WENT OUTSIDE THE FENCE TO CHECK ON HOW LOUD IT WAS, AND IT WAS NOT VERY LOUD AT ALL.  THE FENCE REALLY CONTAINED THE NOISE.  BUT YA KNOW...  SOMEBODYS GOTTA BITCH!!  HA HA!

     NOW WHEN YOU PLAY IN A BAND, AND YOUR PLAYING OUTSIDE, IT IS ALMOST  A MANDATORY "PARTY" BY-LAW THAT THE COPS GET CALLED AT LEAST ONCE!  RIGHT!! IT AIN'T A PARTY TILL THE COPS GET CALLED!  SO IT IS ALWAYS A GOAL OF MINE TO GET THE CROWD FIRED UP ENOUGH TO WARRANT A LITTLE, UH, ACTION!!  HA HA! SO AT SONNY'S WE PLAY FROM ABOUT 840 TILL 1235 BECAUSE IT IS OUTDOORS AND IT ALLOWS THEM TO GET EVERYBODY OUT OF THERE. WELL WE ARE ON OUR NEXT TO LAST SONG AND I SEE DOUGIE THE SOUND MAN LAUGHING AND COME OVER AND TURN THE SOUND WAY DOWN!!  I KNEW.  GOAL ACHIEVED!!  SO GREG COMES OVER LAUGHING AND SAYS YOU GOT YOUR WISH, THE COPS ARE HERE!!  SO IT IS ALL GOOD RIGHT?  WE COMPLIED, TURNED DOWN, WILL BE DONE IN A SONG ANYWAY AND EVERYBODYS HAPPY!  RIGHT?  NOPE.

     I NOTICED A LOT OF THE PEOPLE OUT ON THE LAWN WERE KINDA CONFUSED WHY THE SOUND SUDDENLY WENT WAY DOWN AND I TOLD THEM HOW THE COPS WERE HERE AND WE HAD TO TURN DOWN.  THEY ALL STARTED BOOING AND CUSSIN THE POOR PO PO SO I SAID- HEY IT IS NOT HIS FAULT, HE WAS JUST HERE ON A DISPATCH AND THIS WAS THE LAST PLACE HE WANTED TO BE.  I SAID THE PERSON WE SHOULD BE MAD AT IS THE OLE FUDDY DUDDY SITTIN OUT ON THEIR PORCH AT 1230AM CALLIN THE COPS ON US LONG HAIR ROCKERS!  HA HA!  I TOLD THEM THERE WAS NO NOISE ORDINANCE IN DUNKIRK AND IT WILL TAKE 3 MORE CALLS TILL THEY CAN SHUT US DOWN SO ON THE COUNT OF 3 LETS MAKE SOME NOISE... 1 2 3...  CROWD WENT NUTS!!  AND THEN.......

     THE DEPUTY STEPPED INTO THE LIGHT AND SAID "YOUR DONE, SHUT IT DOWN YOUR DONE NOW." I WAS LIKE WHAT THE? WHY WE COMPLIED WHAT'S THE PROBLEM.  HE SAID MY SMART ASSED MOUTH AND MY "3 CALLS COMMENT"  SO NOW YOU ARE DONE NOW!  I TOLD HIM THAT THERE WASN'T A NOISE ORDINANCE IN DUNKIRK AND THAT I AM THE HIRED HELP AND I DO WHAT THE OWNER SAYS.  THE DEPUTY TOLD ME HE TALKED TO THE OWNER AND I WAS DONE NOW!  (MIND YOU I HAVE THE MIKE ON THE WHOLE TIME AND EVERYBODY IN THE PLACE CAN HEAR THIS JACK ASS HA HA!)  SO THE OWNER SONNY COMES OVER AND IS ASKING WHY WE HAD TO SHUT IT DOWN AND AGAIN TOLD THE DEPUTY THAT THERE WAS NOT A NOISE ORDINANCE IN THE TOWN.  HE THEN SAID THAT HE WOULD ARREST US FOR  DISORDERLY CONDUCT.  WHAT THE FUCK?  HE THEN TOLD SONNY AND ME AGAIN THAT HE HAD TALKED TO THE OWNER AND AND THAT WE WERE DONE.  THEN SONNY SAID YOU DIDN'T TALK TO THE OWNER...  I'M THE OWNER!!  WOW.  NOTHING LIKE THE POLICE LYING TO YOUR FACE!!  HA HA!

     NOW...  I COULD HAVE STOOD UP FOR MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS, AND JAMMED OUT ANOTHER TUNE.  IF ANYTHING JUST FOR SPITE! BUT YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO PICK YOU BATTLES!!  I DON'T THINK ANYTHING WOULD HAVE STUCK, BUT I COULDA WENT TO JAIL THAT NIGHT!! TOO LONG A TRIP HOME FOR THAT!  WE LAUGHED ABOUT THAT JACK ASS FOR HOURS!!  ANOTHER FUNNY THING WAS I ACTUALLY ASKED THE CROWD WHILE THE DEPUTY WAS STILL THERE IF I WAS EVER DISRESPECTFUL OR RAISED MY VOICE IN ANY WAY!!  HA HA.  THEY LET HIM HAVE IT AFTER THAT TOO!! EVEN HEARD A FEW CHANTS OF "FUCK THE POLICE!!"  HA HA!  (NOT BY ANY OF BAMBOO THOUGH.  WE HAD CAUSED ENOUGH TROUBLE!!) ME AND MY BIG MOUTH!!  WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!  PROBABLY A GOOD THING THEY DON'T HAVE CABO THERE!!

     SOMEBODY HAD ASKED ME IF WE HAD EVER BEEN SHUT DOWN BY THE COPS BEFORE.  SURE WE HAD.  AND MOST OF THE TIME DESERVED IT!  BUT THIS ONE TIME IN LIKE 1993-94 OR SOMETHING WE WERE PLAYING A TOWN CALLED PROSPECT JUST SOUTH OF MARION AND WE GOT SHUT DOWN WHILE PLAYING INDOORS, IN A BRICK BUILDING IN A BACK ROOM!!!  THE CALL CAME FROM ACROSS TOWN.  GO FIGURE!!  ANOTHER TIME I REMEMBER WE WERE JAMMING OUT "BREAKING THE LAW" BY JUDAS PRIEST AND LOOKING OVER AND SEEING THE TOWN COPS HEAD BANGING ALONG!  HA HA!  THINK THAT WAS IN BELLEFONTAINE.  OH WELL...  TILL NEXT TIME!!  LATER YOU CRAZY BITCHES!!

BIG MAN.  ANTHONY C. TUSSING

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