THE WEEKLY IN - FRICKIN - DEED!!!  WHOOOOOOOO!   IT IS TIME ONCE AGAIN TO SIT BACK, RELAX, OPEN THE BEVERAGE OF YOUR CHOICE AND READ ALL ABOUT ALL THAT IS BAMBOO!!  WHOOOO!  FRICKIN' WHOOOO!

 

     WELL WE PLAYED A PRIVATE PARTY IN BELLE- FONTAINE LAST SAT!!  GOOD TIME!  I WAS A LITTLE SICK AND WAS WORRIED ABOUT THE SHOW, BUT WE GOT THROUGH IT!!  IT HELPED THAT THE LOVELY KENDRA BOUGHT ME A BOTTLE OF CABO!!  IN A BOX NO LESS!!  ALSO  JASON AND JUDY GOT US ALL ACTUAL BAMBOO TREES!!  HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT!!  AND CHARITY?  WELL SHE GOT THE BEST THING OF ALL!!  A SURPRISE BAMBOOHARIS SHOW!!  YOU SHOULD OF SEEN HER FACE WHEN MY FAT ASS SHOWED UP.  SHE WAS LIKE "YOUR WHAT?  THE BAND?"  HA HA!  SHE DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE US EITHER.  ALL OF YOU WHO KNOW ME PERSONALLY KNOW THAT I AM A WHOLE DIFFERENT BEAST WHEN I PUT ON THE SHADES, SUIT COAT AND LET THE HAIR DOWN!!  HA HA!  AFTER TWO SONGS SHE LOOKED LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS!!  HA HA HA!!  GOOD TIMES!  WE PLAYED TWO ROCKIN SETS OF ALL THE NEWER STUFF FOR THE KIDS!  A 20 SONG AND A 22 SONG SET!!  WE WERE TIRED!! (THANK GOD FOR THE ROCKSTAR!!) 

 

     EVERYBODY IN THE BAND IS DOING FINE RIGHT NOW!!  ALL IN GOOD SPIRITS!!  CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!  OTHER THAN THE HEAT!!  BOY THERE ARE SOME GOOD SHOWS OUT THERE THIS YEAR TOO!!

 

     OUR NEXT BAR SHOW IS BACK AT JOHNNY'S USA ON THE 30TH AND 31ST OF MAY!!  COME ONE AND COME ALL AND BRING A FRIEND!!  I HAVE HAD SOME PEOPLE ASK WHY THERE ARE NO SHOWS IN AUG.  WELL IT IS BECAUSE OUR BASS PLAYER BIG JOHN IS GOING TO BE A DADDY!!  HE DIDN'T WANT TO BE ON STAGE IN B.F.E. AND GET A CALL THAT HIS FIRST CHILD IS BEING BORN!!  SO WE ARE GOING TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!! YOU UNDERSTAND RIGHT?

 

     WELL THIS WEEKEND I GO TO ROCK ON THE RANGE IN COLUMBUS!! OH...  WHO AM I KIDDING...  A FUCKING DISTURBED AND SEETHER SHOW AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED!!  HA HA!  "REMEDY THIS SICKNESS"  MOTHER FUCKERS!!  HA HA!  I MAY STILL TRY TO GO SEE DISTURBED THIS WED AT BOGARTS, BUT SHOW IS SOLD OUT AND I HEM HAWED TOO LONG AND DIDN'T GET MY TIX!!  BUT I HAVE WAYS!!  HEE HEE HEE!! THEIR NEW SONG KICKS ASS TOO!! 

 

     I WILL OF COURSE GIVE YOU A BREAK-DOWN OF THE SHOWS, A LITTLE PLAY BY PLAY SO TO SPEAK!  HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOU OUT THERE!!  I'LL BE THE FAT ONE WITH THE PONY TAIL!!  HA HA!!

 

     LATER YOU CRAZY BAD ASS MO FO'S!!  I'LL DRINK SOME TEQUILA WITH YOU ALL REAL SOON!!  JUST REMEMBER TO BRING THE LIMES!!

 

PUTTIN' THE BAM IN THE BOO SINCE 92' , YOUR EVER LOVING FRONT MAN...  ANTHONY!